Wednesday, 30 May 2012
This could possibly be my last post ever. I have a feeling I am about to be stripped naked and tied to a horse with a Corpuscular Beardo mask strapped to my face or arse, or both.
These chaps don't realise that in 5 weeks, my body will be going to hell and back on a 100 mile hilly ultra marathon. i don't want to go to hell and back by being arrested for having my balls superglued to the 500-1 outsider at the 4.30 at the Derby.
So there will be a silly parkrun on Saturday, followed by a livener, followed by a few sharpeners......and then we will get drinking.
I dread thinking about what might happen next......